"If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent" (essextee) 08/09/2013 at 01:20 • Filed to: None

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Crap. My browser's telling me my blinker fluid is low. Anyone know where the filler cap is on a Thinkpad T400?

TheLOUDMUSIC- Put it in H! > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 08/09/2013 at 01:23

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Did you look next to the muffler bearing zerts? Also- EssExTee- More Frank Grimes than Ever!

pdthedeuce > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 08/09/2013 at 01:24

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...right above the muffler bearings...

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > TheLOUDMUSIC- Put it in H! 08/09/2013 at 01:25

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TheLOUDMUSIC- Put it in H! > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 08/09/2013 at 01:27

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If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > TheLOUDMUSIC- Put it in H! 08/09/2013 at 01:30

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I've had "needs name ideas" for like two days now and you're the first person to suggest anything.

Nerd-Vol > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 08/09/2013 at 01:30

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You actually have to submerge it in the fluid. Regular old water will do!

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > Nerd-Vol 08/09/2013 at 01:32

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Will that recharge the blinking network lights? I assume that's what "blinker" means.

crown victor victoria > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 08/09/2013 at 01:33

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I'd just go to the dealership. That way you can get the VIN etching done at the same time.

AddMustard > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 08/09/2013 at 01:34

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In your butt.

Nerd-Vol > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 08/09/2013 at 01:36

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Yep, there will be a lot of things blinking. A bit of blue smoke assures that it is working.

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If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > Nerd-Vol 08/09/2013 at 01:41

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Ok now what?

Nerd-Vol > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 08/09/2013 at 01:42

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Let it sit for about 5 minutes. Then pop it in the microwave to dry.

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > beardsbynelly - Rikerbeard 08/09/2013 at 01:46

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Instructions unclear. Computer has become self aware. Please advise.

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > Nerd-Vol 08/09/2013 at 01:47

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Then what?

Nerd-Vol > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 08/09/2013 at 01:51

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Should be good to go. You may want to smartly tap it with a roofing hammer about 20-33 times to help the fluid settle.

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > Nerd-Vol 08/09/2013 at 01:54

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I would but for some reason that last step set my house on fire. I grabbed my laptop before I left but the firemen won't let me go back inside to get my toolkit.

Nerd-Vol > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 08/09/2013 at 01:57

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Hmmm, that's atypical. Try going over to a buddy's place and starting from scratch.

beardsbynelly - Rikerbeard > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 08/09/2013 at 02:00

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PatBateman > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 08/09/2013 at 02:03

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This is how it starts. Motherfu...

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PatBateman > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 08/09/2013 at 02:05

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The filler cap is right nest to the Flux Capacitor. If it isn't there, check by the Mr. Fusion unit.

nafsucof > Nerd-Vol 08/09/2013 at 02:18

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Adding salt will help!

RMudkips > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 08/09/2013 at 03:17

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That might work.

zadtheinhaler > pdthedeuce 08/09/2013 at 08:42

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DON'T LISTEN TO THIS GUY.

The blinker fluid can only be replaced through the serial port.

Besides, *everyone* knows that only Trabants have muffler bearings.

105 HP of fury > Nerd-Vol 08/09/2013 at 08:53

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Maybe for an IBM. Apple says I have to buy their special blend of fluid or my warranty is void.

I think it's secretly water with some food coloring, but they won't admit that.